ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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e-sigh:

me

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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

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semperannoying:

War…War Never Changes…

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jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

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  • Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
  • Police officers: ayyyy
  • Investigator: ayyyy
  • Corpse: ayyyy lmao

hellotitsy:

me after work

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hellotitsy:

me after work

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becausebirds:

What could possibly be going on in there??

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